I got a tract yesterday, but it wasn't about Jesus or the evils of roleplaying. It had jokes in it. Hidden in the middle I found a meagre paragraph about obeying God. This is by far the sweetest tract I've ever seen. Let me share with you some of these one-liners:
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.
26. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
40. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
43. God made mankind. Sin made man evil. (*cringe*)
63. Eschew obfuscation. (I normally choose to Eschew Materials)
89. Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
Well, those are the ones I liked. There are several mildly nasty anti-Atheist / anti-Evolution / anti-Big Bang one liners, which I thought were unnecessary, but what can you do? I think it's time to listen to Gretchen Wilson now.
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the one about god creating mankind made me read it a couple of times to catch it. i guess i'm kind of slow, but it was still funny. late is better than not at all right?
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