Well, I do.
But anyway, I was watching some children's programming (because there are fewer adverts and your never hear the word "shit" or see softcore porn) and there was this awesome story telling programme. This Xhosa lady was telling stories to kids... I mean, that was it. Stories. No dramatisation, no animations, just human voice. Man, it was kief! To grab the catchphrase of my favourite '80s Afrikaans TV character, "Stories is my lewe!"
But I digress... there was this Nigerian story about... well, let me tell it to you:
Long ago Sun and Water both lived on the land. They were great friends and Sun spent a lot of time at Water's house. One day Sun noticed that, while he visited Water every day, Water had never paid him a visit. So on his daily visit to Water's home, Sun brought this up: "Water, I visit you every day. Why have you never come to visit me and my wife, Moon?"
And Water replied: "Sun, I have a huge family. It would be impolite of me to show up at your house with all my relations. If you were to enlarge your house and grounds I could pay you and your wife a visit."
Sun was delighted. He headed straight home and told his wife, Moon the great news: "Moon, my love, we must make our house and grounds bigger so that my friend Water can visit and bring his family along."
Moon agreed that it was good idea and Sun got to work immediately. He added rooms and extended his grounds until his house was huge.
When Sun had finished his work, Water came to the gate and knocked politely: "Greetings, friend Sun. May I bring my family inside your grounds?"
"Come, come!" boomed Sun.
"Yes, come!" called Moon.
Water swept in through the gate and brought his family with him. Soon the grounds were under water. All kinds of fish and animals swam up the path to the door. Again Water knocked politely: "Sun, may I bring my family inside your house?"
"Come, come!" boomed Sun.
"Yes, come!" called Moon.
Water swept in through the front door and brought his family with him. Soon the tables were submerged and the cabinets were soaked. Water asked: "May some more of my family come in, friend Sun?"
"Come, come!" boomed Sun.
"Yes, come!" called Moon.
Then Water rose up to the ceiling. Sun and Moon swam to the window and climbed out onto the roof. Their house was almost totally flooded. Water asked politely, "Sun, may I bring some more of my family into your house?"
"Come, come!" boomed Sun.
"Yes, come!" called Moon.
Then Water lapped at the eaves and finally covered the whole roof. Sun's house was gone. Sun and Moon had nowhere else to go but up into the sky and that is where they've stayed to this day.
Well, I liked it, anyway.