Several Things:

AfricaMMO is coming. I think I might want to play this MORE than LOTRO... depending on the gameplay. I am being serious, folks. An MMO based on AFRICAN myth? I'll pay mad moneys for that! Interestingly, despite the fact that the game is set in North-Western Africa the developers are using the Zulu witchdoctor word: Sangoma. I hope there are tokoloshes and mokeles!

Also, Spicy Premium Chicken is here! I haven't bought one, but this guy has. Below I will transcribe the ACTUAL COPY from a paper advertisement for this product:

new
spicy
premium
chicken

McDonald's(r) new Spicy Premium
Chicken Sandwich is bursting onto
the scene in a bold way.

But "spicy" is more than just
"hot." This juicy, crispy,
premium chicken breast
brings a complex blend of flavors:
the heat of cayenne, the
smolder of chipotle, the
zing of garlic, and the zip
of onion, all under one roof
of your mouth. Top it all with
cool leaf lettuce, tomato slice,
and creamy mayo dressing. It's
premium chicken, spiced up.

Who the HELL writes this stuff? "All under one roof of your mouth"? What does that even mean? Do I have multiple mouth roofs?

And I hope all Achewood fans will join me in: Ray's Dad? HELL YES!